Dani Filth when reporters questioned him on his connection to Covid-19
Connections to Dani Filth’s urine and the Covid-19 outbreak that has recently taken place has been made today, by multiple scientists in the Research and Development laboratories in Cincinnati, Ohio. Finding DNA strands that match Dani Filth’s piss, interestingly not long after his concert in Wuhan, China.
Filth refuses to speak of these allegations, nor does he speak of Mehmet Hussein’s whereabouts, he reportedly said to the news team “Piss off!” before he begun to urinate on our news crew, resulting in multiple acid burns.
It is advised to NOT drink Dani Filth’s urine, especially with the spread of this pathogen. It is also reported that Andy Sixx’s logs of creamy fucking shit aid in recovery from the virus.
Mehmet Hussein was discovered to be missing from his cell in the BVB Central Headquarters in Cincinnati, Ohio. Evidence shows Mehmet having shot a load of semen at a guard, leading to a violent irradiation of the Guard’s abdomen, and directly leading to Mehmet violently escaping the Headquarters with the guard’s weapons.
This was during the lengthy process of discussing Hussein’s sentence, and currently, Hussein’s whereabouts are unknown, it is believed Mehmet has intentions on seeking assistance from Dani Filth, who publicly stated “Mehmet’s an innocent man, that cunt Andy is just mad his logs aren’t as good as Mehmet’s cum and my piss.”. Though Filth refuses to speak on these allegations.
Recently, Mehmet Azamat Hussein has been captured by Lil Pump following Mehmet’s public appearance in a brothel in New York City. It was reported Mehmet was having sex with a prostitute, when he was punched by Lil Pump and taken into a BVB Army Truck, and taken to the BVB Central Head Quarters in Cincinnati. Mehmet has reportedly grown hair, believed to be a product of a surgery. With this in knowledge, Mehmet has been seen very often near BVB personnel, and was even present at the coronation of Andy Sixx.
BVB Personnel are currently discussing the fate of Mehmet Hussein, and have a general opinion of imprisoning him for life.
It has come to the attention of high-ranking officials in the Black Veil Brides army that the subreddit of the BVB Army has been closed following a rumored meeting with Reddit CEO, Steve Huffman and Mehmet Hussein. A prominent figure of the anti-fecal terrorist group, Antifart, known as “YamPrincess” has expressed much satisfaction following the tragic event.
With this comes a time of grieving for logposters all around the world. The alleged meeting with Mehmet Hussein is currently being investigated by High-Ranking BVB official, Lil Pump, who hopes to give a report by thanksgiving.
Recently, due to a request from the Log Ambassador of the United Kingdom, Andy Sixx, along with his wife, Juliet Simms have decided to give Animaterr Man a shout out. Analysts watching the video claim that Andy wants animaterr man to “Log off” the internet.
Many believe this is hinting towards a future clogging of animaterr man himself. This would not be the first time this has happened, but Andy has never been public about it. The Log Ambassador of the United Kingdom advises all logposters to keep a copy of this video in case of shill interference.
Programmer and Former Billionaire, John McAfee has recently been discovered to be pushing a new crypto-currency by the name of “Sixxcoin”. McAfee believes this currency will overtake Bitcoin.
A proposed design for Sixxcoin
This currency will replace the current currency in Blackveilbridesia, which was originally the US Dollar. It is highly believed due to the immense popularity of Andy Sixx, this currency will certainly take off.
Dani Filth hosting a speech (while intoxicated) after being asked by an incognito BVB reporter about Andy Sixx
Months ago, Dani Filth has returned to the world of the living, up until now, he has been tight-lipped on his feelings on Andy Sixx, up until Dani had gotten very drunk before one of his concerts. He then hosted a speech instead of a concert, to rouse the pissposters attending the concert, which he then referred to as a rally. An incognito BVB reporter then asked Dani “What are you going to do about Andy?”. Dani then replied “Ah, I’m not gonna kill the cunt, just gonna start shit with ‘im.”
Andy was quickly told about this, to which he simply replied: “I don’t care about him, Dani is a thing of the past.”.
In Other News…
In other news, Lil Pump has confirmed he is still on the hunt for Mehmet Hussein.
“That bitch ain’t gonna be hiding in his shitty mansion forever, once his bitch-ass leaves the place, he’s gonna be kissing my ass.” said Pump reportedly after being asked about his opinion of Mehmet Hussein.
It was horrifyingly discovered recently that Dani Filth has returned from the dead after his slaying at the hands of Andy Sixx. Much of this was attributed to public appearances of Mehmet Hussein in the city of London. Many other English Logposters reported seeing Mehmet in department stores. It was recently discovered the case of Simon Johnson, a sex offender who had assaulted a woman in London, directly involved Mehmet’s operation to revive Dani. As of now, Mehmet’s most recent public sighting was not far from his home in Izmir, Turkey.
A Security Guard keeping BVB Reporters from entering Kumru Mansion
However, News Reporters have reportedly been blacklisted from entry to Mehmet’s home of Kumru Mansion. Many BVB drones were sent to spy on Mehmet, but were promptly shot down by Mehmet’s hired security team, which appears to consist of Islamic Extremists and African Conscripts.
Andy Sixx’s public appearance concerning the return of Dani Filth
Andy Sixx has been informed of this nightmare, and he claims that he hopes to seek peace between Logposters and Streamers.
Animaterr Man’s channel as of Midnight: 8/1/2019 (1/8/2019 for Americans)
BVB Army Producer and Celebrity, Animaterr Man, has recently reached 1,000 subscribers on his youtube account. The day before, he had around 160 subscribers, and when popular 4chan Youtuber, Styxhexenhammer666, a recent disciple to the BVB Army shouted out his youtube channel in a video titled “Five Youtube Channels You Should Subscribe To“, he brings up Animaterr man as the #4 Youtube Channel that should be subscribed to. The following day, Animaterr received over 800+ subscribers. “Why the fuck does Youtube say I have 852 subscribers?” asks Animaterr man as he makes the shocking discovery that he has more than tripled in the amount of subscribers in less than a day.
This is a great day for the BVB Army, as this likely means there will be many more disciples to the ever expanding BVB Army. King Andy Sixx has decided he shall knight Animaterr Man for his accomplishments, and he will do so by shitting the largest, most massive corny log of fucking shit down animaterr man’s throat in the view of hundreds of thousands of people on January 9th, 2019.
In other news…
Reason for Maybelle’s Absence Revealed
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For a long and notable time, Maybelle Sixx, Journalist of the Andy’s Log Blog had been missing, it appears that several months ago, the water she had been drinking was discovered to have notable amounts of urine in it. Maybelle had claimed that she had not intended on drinking piss. It is believed an angry streamer had injected Dani Filth’s urine into her water when she wasn’t looking, and poisoned her. Maybelle had been hospitalized for several months from the ingestion of toxic materials, until she had consumed a wonderful, cornstudded loaf of shit. This had healed her back to health. Further proving on how Andy Sixx’s logs are better than Dani Filth’s disgusting pee.
Vernor Banan’s New Website
The Front Page of HisLogs as of January 8th, 2019
Vernor Banan, popular for founding the now defunct website, logofshit.com, has recently made a brand new website based on the spirit of logofshit.com. Titled HisLogs.com the website is still being worked on, so there are not as many features as logofshit.com had, but he does endorse both the AndysLog Blog, and the Log of Shit discord (link is in the contact page).
During the afternoon of Christmas 2018, there was a reported attempted rape incident conducted by an obese manchild who claims to have affiliation with the Streamers. The victim, who wishes to remain anonymous, claims that she was at a Starbucks, when the attacker held the door open for her, he asked her for her phone number, and she refused. She claimed that she was worried he was stalking her, and while she was on her way home, her path happens to go through an alleyway, and the attacker tried to take her to the ground and rape her. The attacker then had a heart-attack and fell to the ground. The lady then called the police, and the attacker was arrested.
Social Media image of the attacker
The attacker, who appears to be the man who ddosed the Nanolog R&D laboratories, Simon Johnson, claims that he was sent under orders by “A very popular streamer”. The victim, however, believes the attack was out of an act of “niceguy rage”. London authorities found that Simon is a tourist from the United States, and he has promptly been deported and banned from the UK for 10 years. He has since gone silent, it’s believed he has committed suicide after returning to his home in America.
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